In an attempt to provide some sense of cohesion to this blog, I'm going to be interviewing people with a somewhat consistent set of questions. As these are pretty personal questions, it only seems fair that I'd answer them myself first.
This is what Wikipedia says an interview looks like.
Away we go.
So, you ridiculously good looking young man-
Oh, stop it.
You stop looking so good. Alright, alright. Tell me about the first time you had sex.
It was my freshman year in college. I had been dating the same girl for about a year. Due to a really really stupid doctor she had, we thought she had an STD, so we weren't planning to have sex, unless way, way down the road we got married. One day when I was down in Eugene, she called me to tell me that she had gone back to the doctor (a year and a half after she was told she had an STD) and found out she didn't have one. This was on a Wednesday. She came down Friday, and we had sex that night. It was in my dorm room, to Massive Attack.
What makes for the most successful sexual encounter with someone?
Oh, I could write a book. The short version? Comfort, communication, generosity and attentiveness.
What do you assume comes with a sexual encounter that you don't always get?
Feedback. Not a running commentary, and not a play-by-play. Just little nudges in the right direction. This feels good, that doesn't, et cetera. It's always frustrating when I can't get a read on what a person likes.
Are there things that you don't expect, but always pleasantly surprise you?
A hand on the chest. For some reason, when a girl puts her hand on my chest, I absolutely melt.
What about yourself (would you hope/do you want) your sexual partner take notice of in particular?
Well, for the most part, that I try and do all of the things that I previously said make for a good experience. I guess barring that, probably my dedication to making sure both of us have a good time.
Porn usage? Preferences? Masturbation habits?
It depends on whether I'm in a sexual relationship or not, of course. I'm not at the moment, and i'd say I probably masturbate on average two or three times a week. I definitely have phases where it's a lot more or less consistent than that, but I think that's a pretty accurate rough guess. I nearly always masturbate to porn. I don't really watch porn unless I'm masturbating. As for porn preferences, it varies a lot depending on mood.
Is there someone who you find attractive against your better judgment?
Pamela Anderson. But like, still. Not just twenty years ago. I don't understand it. Also, this woman:
God knows why.
Will you have sex with me right now?
Yeah dude. Let's blow this joint and go have some fun. I know just the place.
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